This month I celebrate that I’ve been living in The Netherlands for two years. It’s the third country I have lived in and the third one I call home. Before NL I lived in Germany, so I thought I didn’t need to integrate or learn about the culture anymore. I genuinely thought that Dutchies are similar to my last homies, the Germans. These two years have totally shown me the opposite. With you, today, I want to share the things Dutch people do that I haven’t seen people doing in any other place I’ve lived before. Get ready!

1. Three kisses
Dutch people greet with three kisses. I had to get used to that. But it get’s even more confusing when after you gain some trust with the person you greet, three kisses will eventually turn into one. This makes you feel totally weird because you finally got used to the three kisses. I know my in-laws for seven years now, and it still doesn’t get less awkward.

2. Congratulations to everyone! 
When someone of your family or friends celebrates his birthday, not only the birthday person gets congratulated, all the family members as well! Please note that only the birthday person will get a present and not you.. 🙂

3. Boterham
Instead of just calling it a sandwich, in NL there is one right word to name the piece of bread you eat during breakfast or lunch.. ‘Boterham’! The Dutchies take the word very serious because they spread butter on the boterham before any other spread comes over it. So here is how it goes: Bread + butter + Nutella. Or, bread + butter + jam. Or, bread + butter + peanut butter, bread + butter + hagelslag… You get the point?


4. Werkse, sterkte, sportse!
Dutch people are very kind. So kind that they have a word to wish you a good day at work: werkse! A good day at the gym: sportse! A good day when you are feeling sad or sick: sterkte.

5. The cheaper, the better
If you ever give a nice compliment about a piece of clothing or accessory to a Dutch person, they don´t only thank you for that. As well they will answer you with pride that they bought it on sale for 70% less of the price. Oh! how they love to show you they made a cheap deal..!

6. Names
Gijs, Thijs, Tijn, Matthijs, Stijn, Marijn, Merijn, Martijn, Tijmen, Jasmijn, Gert, Meike, Verlee, Kaj, Joost, Koen… Odds are that if you don´t speak Dutch, you are pronouncing them all wrong! Dutch parents like to give their kid names that are very hard to pronounce for non-Dutch speakers. On top of that, some kids have two names. A real name and a ‘roep’name”. Example: His real name is Gerrit but the name of how to call him is Gert… Say Whut!?

7. The weather
It is very common to see these highlights in the news: ‘today is the coldest/warmest day ever since… last month?’, “Today a heavy storm is coming to the coast, code red everyone! The storm will last two minutes. Better be safe!” Everyone in The Netherlands loves the news about the weather. Better yet, they all know everything about it, thanks to the app: Buienradar. On this app, they can see the exact time it will rain and for how long.  Can you imagine how I feel, when at 11 am the sun is shining, and then I hear my Dutch colleagues telling me “Oh but today there’s going to be a storm around 8 pm”. I think Dutch people secretly love the rain.

8. Biking to anywhere. Regardless the weather.
There is nothing that can stop Dutchies biking to work or school. Rain, snow, ice… Dutchies are unstoppable. My first surprise ever was back in 2013 when I did an internship in a design office in Amsterdam. It was the first rainy day since I started and while I was looking through the window, wondering if I should wait until the rain stops or go walking to work with an umbrella, the outside life looked as normal as ever. People wear their Hema rain suits, hop on the bike and off they go. Some even biked with an umbrella! I did go walking to work that day and when I arrived all my colleagues were soaking wet, hair all messy, jeans wet. But that´s not a reason to stop working. Just hang your wet jacket, shake your hair and the day can begin.
Oh, and the Dutchies are so handy with their bikes. Don´t be shocked to see how they bring their three kids to school on a bike, with the dog on the leash and while biking they are putting on their jackets! In the mean time, it still takes me five minutes to lock and unlock my bike.

Dutch weather
Ph: © 2011 – Bas de Meijer

9. Lekker
The favorite word of the Dutchies: ‘Lekker’. It means tasty, and mostly it refers to food, but Dutchies find some other things tasty as well. It´s common to hear:

– lekkere broodjes of soep (tasty sandwiches, soup – food related)
– lekker rustig (when it’s nice and quiet)
– lekker weer (when the weather is good, finally)
– niet lekker (when something is not tasty)
– slaap lekker (sweet dreams)
-lekker gezond (when something is healthy)
– lekker ruim (when a place is spacious)
– lekker biertje (when they drink the first beer of the weekend)
– lekker! (the answer when someone asks if you want coffee. Please note: You never answer yes or no, you answer with lekker and always accept the coffee)

10. Coffee O´ Clock
Dutch people drink coffee ANYTIME, the WHOLE DAY and I am not exaggerating. The first coffee is in the morning, then in the middle of the morning, then after lunch, then 4ish, the last one is after dinner around 7pm or 8pm. To stimulate the amount of coffee they drink, the supermarkets dedicate one whole isle to cookies and taartjes! Most of these cookies are with butter and a looots of sugars, so I don´t eat them anymore, but before my vegan time my all-time favorite where the bokkenpootjes and gevulde koek. Oh and the stroopwafels and stroop cookies.

11. Fries are a Dutch´s best friend
The Netherlands biggest delicatessen is fries. You can eat them on the street, in fancy restaurants, at the beach and even during weddings. They sell fries at every train station, and on every ten meters of a city center in places called “Snack Bar”. What makes the patat so special is the way you can eat them. In a puntzak and with A LOT of sauce. And by sauce I mean mayonnaise. I never understood Pulp`s Fiction scene about The Netherlands until now. For your education: these are some toppings with their official names they use:

-Patat speciaal: Fries with mayo, ketchup, and onions
-Patat oorlog: Fries with peanut sauce, mayo, and onions (oorlog means war, I leave it to your imagination why they call it like this)
-Patat joppie: Fries with a secret sauce called: Joppie
-Patat met: Fries with mayonnaise unless you ask for another sauce like ketchup, curry, peanut sauce.
-Patat zonder: The least chosen one. These are fries without any sauce.

I have to admit, I used to find it too loco to eat fries with onions. The smell is truly awful, but after two years I have blended very well with the locals. Now I can enjoy a good puntzak of patat speciaal.

Patat speciaal

12. Wedding celebration of 12,5 years
Dutch people celebrate 12,5 years of marriage. Why? I don´t really understand. Where I am from, we celebrate complete years. 1, 5, 10 etc The first time I was invited to 12,5 years of marriage I thought it was a joke, but no, it´s a real thing to celebrate, and it´s actually a nice reason to get together (maybe that´s the reason?).

13. When a baby is born…
Not only your family get´s the memo, but the whole street has to know that there is a new baby in the world. Parents go loco and decorate their house with blue or pink (depending on the sex of the baby) banners, balloons, an inflated stork and anything they can possibly find baby related. While in Colombia, when a baby is born, you call the parents, the grandparents and eventually go and visit the baby. In the Netherlands, the parents send birth cards to the whole family and friends. Normally the card shows the time and date of birth, the weight, the length (very important) and a picture of the baby. I can´t help but wonder when on earth do the parents have the time to do all this, while there is a newborn in the house?
If you got the birth card, that means you have to make space in your agenda to go visit the newborn (kraambezoek). During the kraambezoek you will get a treat from the parents: A biscuit with (of course) butter and little aniseed balls colored pink for a girl and blue for a boy. “Beschuit met muisjes” Oh! it makes the visit more gezellig and totally stress-free.



I´m going to leave the house birth, the haring, the real life doll when someone turns 50 and some more loco things for another post. For now, I can only say that even though the Dutch culture is different than mine, I have learned to like it and embrace it. Some things I find funny, other I really like and I´m learning from them.
Thanks to all the Dutchies that have embraced me and made me feel welcome in The Netherlands the past two years.

With love,




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23 thoughts on “12 LOCO THINGS DUTCHIES DO

  1. 😂😂😂😂😂I am a Dutchie and really had to laugh about this. Because it is so true! You also have to talk about gezellig in a next post because that is like lekker a word that we use a lot. And it is a tippical Dutch word.


  2. Dear Alisson,
    I really enjoyed reading your post. I am dutch, but live in Germany for 20 years now. In the meantime I also think it is strange to gratulate (feliciteren) every person in the room, not only family.
    I don’t drink coffee, my mom told me that I will learn to drink coffee as soon as I start working, but I didn’t. And I dislike onions, specially on fries….
    Wedding celebration of 12,5 years: It is halfway to 25… We used to have coins (money) of 2,5 gulden (before we had Euro).
    And the birth cards: before the child is born everything is already organized / ordered. So you only have to fill in the “blanks” like Name, date and time of birth, weight and length ;).
    Our first child is born in the Netherlands and the second child in Germany. The lady was very shocked as we ordered 50 birth cards in Germany, hahahaha 😀 😀 😉

    Thanks for your blog and veel plezier in the Netherlands


  3. Alisson, As an American living in California with my Dutch bride for 44 years now, I particularly enjoyed your observations about “Dutchees”. We have visited my wife’s family several times over the course of our marriage and I find that I communicate with them just fine. This is not merely because the Dutch are so well versed in English, but because if I animatedly blurt out “Lekker!” at roughly 30 min intervals (which by the way puts be in sync with their endless coffee breaks) I am viewed as being keenly tuned with my surroundings. Gezellig takes more practice, as it seems to be a zen-like art form and is well served by abundant amounts of rain, hot liquids, sweets, sitting in one place until you grow roots and repeatedly praising how gezellig the experience of being gezellig really is. Loved your piece, but seems to me that “saute herring” deserved at least an honorable mention. It rivals NYC’s dirty water street frankfurters.


    1. Hi Mark, I had to laugh at your comment ““Lekker!” at roughly 30 min intervals…” hahaha, You got this right! I started collecting new data for a new blog post for even more crazy things Dutchies do and haring will have a special place.
      Thanks for passing by, I´m glad you enjoy my post.


  4. I recognize everything 😂 Also above the river we say patat but under the river we say friet. Vegan frietje speciaal is the best though! 😉 Or how about a vegan bamischijf with mosterd. You have to try that combo.


    1. Hi! Vegan papat speziaal is indeed the best! There is a snackbar in Utrecht that sells vegan mayo. But vegan bamischijf I haven´t found yet! In my fav snackbar here in Amersfoort, they use egg in the coating. Where can I find it vegan?


  5. With respect number 4. It is actually “werk ze” and “sport ze”. English has something similar, but in English you do not use it as often and it is not commonly used. It would be like “Shoot’em” which is short for “Shoot them”. In an analogous way, one could say “work’em” or even “sport’em”, even when you do not refer to real “them”.


  6. Haha I really had a laugh while reading this.
    I’m a Dutchie and all the things you wrote above are just really normal to me. Very funny it is strange to people from other countries / cultures.
    Looking forward for your next post about Dutchies. Gezellig to read.


  7. Hi Allison,
    I think the reason we Dutchies celebrate a 12,5 years of marriage is because it’s 25 divided by two.
    Normally we celebrate 12,5 years of marriage ( your copper wedding anniversary) 25 years of marriage (your silver wedding anniversary) and 50 years of marriage (your golden wedding anniversary).
    Really enjoyed reading your post!


  8. Why does almost every “vegan” has the need to make sure that everybody needs to know you are a vegan? Even in this article.”Before my vegan time..” Why? So irrelevant.


  9. Hi Allison!

    If you liked the stroopwafels so much, you should definitely try Punselies. These are vegan stroopkoekjes you can buy at the supernarket! Oh and for the Bamischijf? Go to Albert Heijn and check their freezer. You’ll find stuff from De Vegetarische Slager and some of that stuff is vegan, like the bamischijven, but also (!) the kroketten and bitterballen!


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